Things I did in Japan

  • Travel on Tokyo Subway in rush-hour – Check, double-Check
  • Have flying cockroah land on me – Check
  • Sumo wrestle – FAIL!
  • Beat the crap out of someone during Kendo – FAIL!
  • Eat Kobe beef – Check
  • Practice Japanese Archery – Check
  • Climb Mount Fuji – Check
  • Dive for sunken City – Unlikely
  • Experience a Typhoon – Check
  • Experience an Earthquake – Check, though kindadissapointing
  • Date a Japanese girl – FAIL!
  • Learn Japanese – As I’m told no foreigner ever reaches true Fluency – Work in progress
  • Stay in Love Hotel – Check
  • Stay in Capsule Hotel – Check
  • Stay in a Manga Bar – Check
  • Win Karaoke Contest- Check
  • Eat Shark-fin soup – FAIL!
  • Protest against the making of shark-fin soup and Whaling – FAIL!
  • See VERY weird Japanese people – Check

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