This country does my head in
While the true meaning of this saying does not apply here. A more literal interpretation of the saying does, most certainly, apply.
I have hit my head on doorframes. Au
Advertisements. Au
Overhead luggage rack. AU
More doorframes
Food vendor cart umbrellas. Damn. Painfull AND you could put someone’s eye out with that
A smoke alarm. AU. Small fucker, didn’t see that one coming
Traditional houses. AU!
A cherry tree. Pretty. But painfull
A Mother-forking door. AU!
Not only doors, the accesories that come with them aswell. Fuck
One of them things to suck away the fumes from cooking. Made of shiny metal and PAIN!
Another mother-forking-AU-tree!
Train gates. OK, this isn’t my head but this thing is made to hit your thigh. I’ll give you 1 guess what I have at Japanese thigh level. And don’t let anyone tell you kneecaps aren’t important. AU!
Know what this is? it is attached to the door of your toilet to hang your coat/bag from. These little mother-forkers will forking blindside you like no tommorow. DAMN these hurt.
The door. NO, OF COURSE NOT THE FRIGGIN DOOR. I do LEARN you know. Damn sign after the door. Sharp forking corners too.
The Pastry shop. Damn. At least it made up for it by free fig cake
Another doo . . . Fork that. That ain’t even big enough to call itself a door. Get the Fork outta here
Fairly forking Obvious, isn’t it! Fuck That hurt
Yeah, the FORKING MRI scanner. You think I do all that hitting and not get checked up. DAMN, I keep telling ya. This shit hurts
Another MOTHER FORKING TREE. Doesn’t ANYTHING grow to normal sizes in this short-ass forking country
The MOTHER FORKING CEILING? YOU GOT TO BE FORKING KIDDING ME. THIS ENTIRE FORKING COUNTRY IS OUT TO GET ME. AUUUUU!
ANOTHER CEILING? WTF? Huh, OK, maybe not. I’m sorry but I may have gotten a tad paranoid.
Another Mother-Forking-SHIT-JEZUS that hurts. DOOR!
The very roof. AGAIN! AU
Fucking METAL DOOR!
And of course the grand prize winner. The metal bar in the bus. The one that knocked me out and sent me home for 5 weeks with a cerebral concussion. Just ‘&%!$ing GREAT. FORK YOU HURT
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Quote of the day:
Just wondering if there is a link with the previous post…
Never met a rolling pin?
Watch your language, putain! Sheesh!
Oh and yeah, I said on my blog you’d write about the whole Hokkaido thing. Since you’re not, you know, busy or anything. Not that I’ll be able to check whether you do it. Have fun at work <3
Since returning I have written 2 complete powerpoint presentations, finishing 3 reports and completing the manual for my successor.
This post has been in the works for a few months and only took the uploading of 3 pictures to complete.
I am, by no means, NOT not busy.
Now if you’ll excuse me, after last night’s welcome party I have to prepare for tonights kyuudou farewell party. I only have thursday to actually wrap things up as friday and saturday apparently will also be spent saying goodbye in alcohol induced feelings of overfondness
There is an original, you know… although it sounds , let’s say, very “eighties”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPUkrz7Uow
I have been resisting to make the “Big in Japan” joke ever since you moved there….
OMG RICKROLL. LULZ
Yeah, I specifically avoided that one. ” Eighties” is a very polite way of describing that one.
I have been spotted singing/humming that song in at least 4 provinces of Japan.
Due to the meaning of the lyrics though(which have little to due with actual size) I also included the Spiller video as the dude (even bigger than me) is taped moving through Thailand in, to me, very recognisable situations.